I had 3 waffles and shall count down to my death via explosion of the stomach

Cyber school's out! I think i'm addicted to cyber school, its seriously fun for me. I get a high sending assignments to my teachers via email (that loser nerd girl in me) I have this strange urge to burst into giggles, i can actually feel the bubbles of laughter in my heart.(fyi i just smirked) OK!! enough strange details about my life that will possibly make you feel like gagging. I have this impulse to go back to my schoolmade gmail account and do other subjects not stipulated on the timetable. Yes, i was the girl who went :"Wtf nerd" and LAUGHED when the teacher (gaylord) said that we could do other subjects if we wanted to. I think i'm dying or something. Maybe my real spirit got exchanged with another person whose name will not be mentioned in case i get sued or beaten up badly by staples and other dangerous stationery that this person may possess in her hello kitty pencil case (this person could also be fictional and used in this blogpost to create excitement and entertainment for said readers)(run on sentence much val?). Whats happening to me? I might be metamorphosing. Please leave me as i hide in my cocoon(away from this cruel reality called earth)