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Friday, December 31, 2010

I'm just saying..



My wedding is going to be a cooler variation of this.

OWN IT.

I just picked this picture because it has a cute little panda. 

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

AHAHAHAH

laughed for ages.

Mine to hold.

I would be the coolest kid on the block

loved it.

i watched the trailer again and i felt like crying.

remember remember remember my name........



This is my reaction.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

this is what makes me happy

T: yeah u see
tokyo uni's for like
ppl who find great pleasure in academic studies
sometimes referred to as nerds :P
 
i love my japanese friend!

Hey Arnold!

why are you no longer shown on nickelodeon?

Hell.........o?

Highstrung. shall not elaborate incase of misinterperation and regret followed by deep hatred and a sense of relief. Got it?

I MISSED YOU!

i'm so glad we met up even though we kind of shunned the others but SO WHAT, i had so much fun! Kbye, before i say mushy little couplets like "i love you, no, i love you" not really a couplet but you get me on the mushy bit. i need to go meet up with my "gang" now. SO HAPPY TO MEET UP WITH FRIENDS. Life is blissful. WHY AM I BEING SO WEIRD. all right good morning everybody

Monday, December 27, 2010

12th day of christmas

" you smell so good dasher, better than me!"
i don't think its good to smell worse than a dog


hannah the she-dog! 
i miss each and everyone of the you here.


Sunday, December 26, 2010

Confessions of a hugh dancy fan

 after watching him here, him with his wonderful british accent.
i really want to watch this too. even though i read the google summary and know i'm going to hate it because it has a sad ending. I hate sad endings. But i love hugh dancy. Oh decisions, decisions

i lost my swimsuit in myanmar

Love the purple swimsuit on the right with the airplane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a swimsuit... right?

Santa can you hear me?

i just got a message from hotmail saying

"Wow, you've got a very clean inbox! (Did you know you can receive messages from other email accounts?)"



Woah. No. Fucking. Shit.

Sin?


I wish i got more presents than money... its just so much more exciting!

I had a very merry christmas indeed

 jerry's "gingerdudes" which were actually delicious lemon cookies.
The Ooi's came for the party only after everyone left. They got style.


despite my previous pessismism about "fml" (oh crude, valerie!) and "i feel terrible" the christmas party was actually quite fun! Despite the fact that i blew my nose so hard and frequently that a blood vessel burst in my right nostril and my brother was so sick he had maggi mee for lunch and that justine (also *SURPRISE* sick) sounded like a dying cat (which was pretty funny) EVERYTHING else was great. "tis the season to be jolly" i don't know how jolly i was but i was a jolly good eater! (i think everyone should be allowed to make lousy puns on christmas, i'm just saying.)

Best sauces ever.

 +


=
i take an oath that the combination of cranberry and mustard (which as you can see from the simple food equation above tastes strangely and delightfully like barbeque sauce) is delish on turkey and ham. I felt like i dived into food paradise after that mouth salivating combination during breakfast! which also, sadly really, made me down 2 more slices of ham.


Saturday, December 25, 2010

HO HO HO............COUGH

It's christmas everybody! I feel rather ill BUT Quesiness and flu ain't gonna keep me down no oh oh. WHOO HOO CHRISTMAS! Oh fml, i feel terrible.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry christmas, eve!



this and abigail's and carolyn's cards made me an extremely happy elf. I wish i could MARRY christmas, get it? get it? (break into kev jumba's dilf (ew) of a dad's laughter saying "why you think i not funny? I'm funny right?")

ACE!

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Sparkline 472

this makes me incredibly suspicious yet happy. I'm going to bathe now!

GLEE GOT NOTHING ON YOU.



this is so much better than the glee version, why does no one see this. WHY YOU GLEE BLINDED BANDITS??

dkjdjkvkasjkawipdv; ma,.;/

I don't enjoy being woken up at 6:45 in the morning by a bunch of pesky mosquito bites. But that is, sadly, exactly how i was rudely awakened. DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? i. am. too. fucking. tired. to. even.............................bye.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

This is the best ya got?

 
Priya: "Rihanna: oh naa naa whats my name? oh naa naa whats my name? whats my name?
chris brown: did i really hit her that hard?
PUT IT ON UR BLOG
hahaha u like it/"

V: "HAHAHAH..............NO."

i'm not a christian but i thoroughly enjoyed reading this.

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student  : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student  : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student  : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student  : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student  : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student  : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student  : From…GOD…
Professor : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student  : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student  : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?
Student  : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son…have you ever feen GOD?
Student  : No, sir.
Professor  : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student  : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student  : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student  : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student  : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student  : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student  : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student  : No, sir. There isn’t…
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student  : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don’t have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student  : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?
Student  : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light…
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, Darkness isn’t. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student  : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student  : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can’t even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student  : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student  : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student  : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor’s brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student  : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?…
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student  : That is it sir…Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.

Ostensible


sometimes when i read other people's blogs filled with personal insight and good diction. i wonder why my blog is so lacking in depth and vision. Why do i not feel the urge to write paragraphs about how life is an endless curiosity and the world is round? I think its either because i'm happy or because i'm dumb.

do sweet potatoes expire?

oh, why dost thou look so innocent whenst thou is no but but a potential killer?

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

stylistic



listening to blue and atomic kitten is cool, i mean seriously what the sh*t has mainstream music been producing? Let's all go old school amigos.

This is my bestfriend in china guys

she's living the high life in hongkong people

I slept at 6PM and woke up at 6AM

i should make a song about that

starry starry night

i'm sick of starbucks christmas flavours.

UPDATE ON NEIGHBOUR STATS

on the upside, i've made neighbour friends! Yes, they do not hate me.. hugs all round.

Sad fact of the day

I recently realised that I am extremely popular. I just totalled up my friend count and i have 6 friends. Nice.

Penang; i miss it

dear penang,
i miss staying out till past midnight to paint our nails and apply "kawaii" stickers thus making us look like ahlians, which is obviously everyone's goal in life.
i miss our everyday sleepovers and two movies a night.
i miss sleeping in whilst tammie the freakish owl goes for breakfast
i miss andrew and ashley and practically nicole's delightful family
i miss eating and eating and did i mention eating?
i miss "bargaining" with the shop owners with my only one liner "You take advantage of me because i am a tourist!" which sadly did not produce any results.
i miss shopping for 3 t-shirts for 50RM
i miss rotiboy and monkey beach
basically i miss you, penang. I even discarded the rule of three for you..... just for you!

well, i'll be seeing you next year.. hopefully i get invited again.(hintnicolehint)
love,
tau sar peah lover 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010

Oh i love fred and george

FAVOURITE BLUE SONG OF ALL TIME



of all time people. please wait as i ponde replay five hundred more times.

Best part about penang


singing along to blue in the car, it was pretty much the first time i heard blue. (dont you hate on me.)

truth hurts

"Much of what we call ‘depression’ was really disatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures we weren’t willing to work for."
— Mitch Albom (Have A Little Faith)
 
 i see this and i think of my olevels.

The day i insulted my only could have been neighbour friends

I must clarify one thing, i am a very shy person and also an avid hater of people in general especially new people aka strangers i have never met. (yes i am, do not laugh at this screen) so when my mother asked me to "play" with some teenage neighbours, she dubbing said teenagers as 'cute' and 'nice'. I was about to have a major seizure. WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS "PLAYING" especially with teenagers? Throw the wii remotes at them and go "adios amigos" thus making my grand exit and fufilling the "entertain them fully" criteria? Bring them to watch my obese hamster work it on his wheel (yes that is exactly what normal teenagers would find amusing and entertaining.)? I was stumped, scared and grouchy which made me become my morning self. For those few unfortunate ones who know me when i am my morning self you should know i become a very negative person. Thus as i trudged my way up with my little sister (who loves thy neighbours as one loves thyself) i was grumbling about "how weird" it was and my sister being twelve, naive and very loud shouted back "They are very nice, it's not going to be weird." I have this nagging supicioun that they could hear us (damn, my MOTHER could hear my sister the loud hailer and we live across the street, what say the people with only a flimsy wall as barrier to our voices) because when we arrived the lady boss (aka the teenagers mother) GLARED RIGHT AT ME (emma said she looked fine and it was the sun and whatever, but no my friends she was glaring at me.) and claimed that they had a 5:30 appointment and would it be too much of a rush? which basically "we heard you bitch, no way in hell am i going to let my kids near a witch such as yourself". This threw me into a whirlwind of guilt and thus landing me into the inevitable conclusion that i shall make gingerbreadmen for them to ease my way back into their good graces.

Hello there breakfast

Nothing beats home made pancakes with yoghurt and apples and a good cup of chai. Good morning world wide web!

I'm back!

This pretty much sums up my first day back in singapore.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Selamat tinggal

I'm leaving again............ to penang. So what if its just a one hour flight to our neighbouring country. so what if its hardly going "out there" and experiencing "all that". I'm going with my two very awesome friends by ourselves to an unknown land for seven days. HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THAT IS FUN? all right, i have not packed yet and i have a sudden urge to eat a cupcake so i'll be seeing you whenever there is internet!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Woes of the broken


Dear unicorn picture (yes i could only find a unicorn bicycle picture, deal with it.),

As unicorns are magical creatures, i would assume writing to one should help me solve all my problems. I should go back to being "V; the girl who ran out....of money time after time after time."  because guess what? That's right folks "I'M BROKE AGAIN!" Why am i even surprised? To add on to the monetary woes: My phone bill this month amounted to a new highest record of a whooping $87.02 (3 times the amount i'm supposed to be using. good one val!) which i have yet to find means to pay. When i do not pay my phone bill, especially one so large, i have the niggling suspicion that i have a bomb in my chest (which is probably my heart and you're probably doomed when your heart turns against you like mine did/does). Since we're already playing the ever enjoyable game "life sucks" let's just dish out more misery on this cold plate. I think i bought a badly made cage that my hamster will hate and i just spent more dough buying baking materials to bake cupcakes that i have no time to bake which equates to the indefinite conclusion that i am a bad senior (how you ask? well my innocent cheese pie, it's a cruel world out there). "Oh for he's a jolly good fellow oh for he's a jolly good fellow" when life gives you especially sour lemons we break into random song and dance.

sadly no rainbows here,
V

P.s Emma just lent me a fifty, WE HAVE ALL BEEN SAVED. (cheers)

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Oh dear.

i'm supposed to be making christmas cards, i'm supposed to be reading a book (the red thread by ann hood, so far - at page 16- i think its a pretty engaging book.) , i'm also supposed to be taking my morning jog, cleaning my pet hamster's cage and replying my friend's emails. But instead, here i am showing you pictures of naked girls with drawings on the back of their hands. How apt, really, i outdo myself.

No more please.

I AM NEVER PAINTING MY NAILS AGAIN.

fork you spoon

This is indefinitely why forks trump spoons.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Unexpected Wisdom in one such as yourself.

lesson learnt today : Don't judge a person by her facebook profile.

Monday, December 6, 2010

NIGHTMARES


i had a nightmare about olevels last night...IT WAS HORRIBLE. why does my unconcious mind have to dwell on such unnecassary things? I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT IS THE POINT BRAIN? i should just hang myself...........(GOTCHA!) on a clothesline like these girlies.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Astounded

Bitch, literally, means a female dog. In other uses, it may refer to:

the roald dahl thing is quite funny, that's all i wanted to say. right then, goodnight.

HELLO TARUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma : "why do you even need a photo of bambi"
Me: "I HAVE A NEW FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE BAMBI!!"
Emma: "so?!"

TEENAGERS, they think they so cool.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

story of my life


"i went home, ate a belated lunch, and changed into my work clothes" 
dead and gone by charlaine harris

do you think its sad when your day can be summarized by one sentence in a book of 312 pages?


on a side note : i can't seem to find my cellphone. (call it to find it maybe? you do not jest!)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Baker bunnies

I want to bake these so bad and then gobble gobble gobble gobble goose. (WTH VAL?!)

I NEED ONE OF THESE DAYS

shopaholic sheep

 
i miss going to fleas with you.

Memoriessss

looking at this picture reminds me of my brother and how he used to go to orchard (this hip and happening place called town) in his spiderman pyjamas. We were so cool.

Too true

I agree with you graphjam.com

Buzy buzy like a bee bee

 i've also been drinking aLOT of starbucks... because it's christmas, hello! everyone uses christmas as THE excuse to splurge on seven dollar coffees! well, well, well.
I've had a great week catching up with people in general! i've hardly had time to come home, let alone come online. I sort of begin missing my parents so much i get homesick when i'm still in singapore (one of the smallest country in the world... yes that one) How strange is that?! rather strange i think. Anyway, i just wanted to say hello to the people who still read this space i call my blog. So, Hello!(hao awkward....................)

Don't be a waffle hater

oh puh lease.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

hello i feel like crying

my hamsters paw is bleeding so i googled it and i found this website I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING. help me. i'm devastated. DE. VA. STA. TED!

Anti smoking

these posters would really work.. i mean everyone knows smoking is bad for fish, jeez show some consideration guys!

i'm making christmas cards

should i send people their gifts on the 24th and stamp these nasty things on?

Monday, November 29, 2010

Made my day

do yourself a favour and click this link and go to the "5 on the rise" on the right

Fly like a G6

 little miss photographer
 only 9 hours of preparation, no biggie!
 fiercing up for emma's results
 my awesome table 22 or something like that which didn't win anything... WHY TABLE 22! WHY! i think it was because we forgot to submit our table number to the emcee and used it instead as a placemat for our sharksfin soup. Just a thought.
 partner of the year goes to.... me (i mean hello i've got my game face on. you can't beat me.)
 fierce panda vs shy spastic looking panda who wants to go home
say hola to gothchic@skatermail.com and pretty_princess94@ponymail.com and other various animals at zoo.com.sg
 Best clubber goes to............PIXIE LEE (yili's alter ego)
 pretty as a picture
 x2
 showing respect to the prom crasher aka my vice head prefect KARYNE TEO (dum dum dum)
 BANDITS!

 brudder
 smoke screen that smells like sheesha and comes in the flavour of "chokes teenage girls when blown rudely into face without permission fyi". WE OBVIOUSLY LOVED IT! obviously!
 kawaii~
Tomb raider and her charlie angels. So what if i'm mixing some movies up? Huh? whatcha gonna do about it?
the curious case of the korean, the giraffe and the half smile(literally)
 Welcome to The Club = small stage where you can fall easily and die
we in the club and we feelin ourselves (hannah and ariel were literally BOXING, STOMPING and GRINDING priya out of the arena. "three strikes and you're out!")

 her dress was so nice! can't see it? TOO bad suckerz.
 pandan pandas
 panda nails made of authentic panda fur
RUNNER UP PROM QUEEN! where's your sash atiqah!!! where is it >:(
 the prom queens!

some girl from another school who begged us to take a picture of her. hey, wait a minute... doesn't that sash look rather familiar..

 pretending to be a flower
 pretending to be a flower take 2
my favourite band seniors of all time who look so beautiful.
game i utterly failed at.


are you thinking what i'm thinking 25?
i think i am 26
look at the pretty lights!


us complaining about naggy nigel barker noted fashion photographer (otherwrise known as nainika singh a ling ling)
 ready to fly. whooooosh~ 

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