I'm a Facebook thief

"you rape my mind"

Caitlin

hello

i like canvas bags a lot.

I am also a wizard, and do not belong in a public school

"I'll eat you up- i love you so"

dftba x

she is so retarded

i miss my husband

Valerie

u know what

22:28Caitlin

what

22:28Valerie

u r most of ur friends profile picture

22:28Caitlin

really?

where!

22:28Valerie

hannah jake

22:28Caitlin

thats 2 honey bun

22:29Valerie

hahahahahah

i know

but

MISS POPULAR

22:29Caitlin

...2 valerie

you just said most

22:30Valerie

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Found this on someone's facebook tagalottapeople

TRUE THAT

That's the way uh huh uh huh

I'm scared i'll be super duper muper luper fuper juper bored for the parties where i will have to make new friends. I hate making new friends, awkward situations make me look like a fool. Therefore, i'm going to buy taboo to entertain myself. This is my new tactic to avoid weird circumstances

After dinner,

Valerie: "Hi, let's play taboo everybody!"

Oh gawd,  that is so not weird and awkward at all val! It's gonna be horrible.


BYEBYE GLORIOUS LIFE

don't you smirk at me!

I AM LOSING MY MIND

i hope people don't think i'm some fashion monger and this has turned into some lameass fashion blog where we gush about fashion and not about real life situations; illness, no cash, lack of self control and being lousy at chinese. Because it's not! it's still a selfish blog about a selfish girl who just happens to have watched ANTM one too many times and thinks she knows oh so much about "smeyezing". Don't take offense and write me off. Loveya!

Ultimate Favourite

Her hair is TO DIE FOR. i hate to love her.................................................

When i grow up

I want to be in the fashion industry. Plus size model, fashion designer, magazine editor etc.....

I love Dujuan, Sasha Pivovarova, Gemma Ward and Chanel Iman! Who do you love?

Last Christmas i gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away

Hola Amigo!

I'm BACK!!! I found a new fun fact about myself. Lack of sleep causes me to grow queezy, faint and feel like dying. When i reckon it's not sleep but indigestion i cling onto people's (shawna, sherwin, daniel beh) hands and start gagging. Oh, the pursuit of happiness = sleep.

Anyway, when i said "i'm BACK!!!" i didn't actually go anywhere. But i've been too busy to blog (Oh my gosh this can not be real.) I've been shopping shopping and today more shopping. My mom: "Maybe control abit huh val" I have OCD for shopping i swear. Can't a girl just be IMMUNE? Thank god for christmas and birthdays or i'd be broke. Does my being broke sounds familiar guys(like every single day of my sad life including allowance day when i have to pay up my debts to my 11 year old sister who just happens to be richer than me with the allowance of $2/day??)?

I GOT MY MENSES ON CHRISTMAS EVE

i guess i'm not V.M.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU HOS OUT THERE! Well, I have a confession (ha ha ha ha) i didnt make cards or ginger breadmen. I did something way better. STAY TUNED KIDS. okay, i'll tell you after christmas promise. Cross my nonexistant heart.

Redcurrent Puffs

My brother: "TOO GOOD, IT'S TOO GOOD"

I feel like baking.... but i haven't finished making cards or asked for people's addresses. Crap.

Obla Di Obla Da

i am in love......... with shopping. I went shopping with my Mom at haji lane and i went shopping with Tammie and HER mom (who was very nice and treated me to cookies and sushi) at Orchard. "They try to make me go to rehab but i say nooo nooo nooo" I'm so very happy with my buys. I feel like shopping again, at this very moment. Oh and i cut my hair. I love it even though it makes me look fat but i just love it ok? The guy who cut it looked like he was my age. HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE JING HUI but he was in actual fact...........years old. I know right? You can never tell how old a tree is unless you count her rings.

TROMBONE

Youth camp for youths. 

Shawna has the funniest faces

Yeap, check her
(AND SHERWIN MY GOSH)out!

BEH BEH ANOTHER ONE.

muriel: "you look like a startled deer"

 

i won a prize (a small bag of crisps) for the first time in my entire lifeeeeeee

so i tagged myself in all the pictures.

 

Damned if i do you, damned if i dont

I feel torn and helpless and it's not even over a boy. Queer right? Everyone who matters will know soon enough so take a chill pill i love you.

What's it like to be a Genius, Oh what?

I just thought it'd be polite to update everybody on what i've been doing, actually already did that prevented me from using my creative energy to blog here.

Fashion Show & Supper Club
Polka Concert
Youth camp

Now that i've written them out, it doesn't sound like much. But it was! it took up my WHOLE life well those activities along with the occasional tv and movies. I watched Zombieland which was M18 and i'm not boasting by pointing out it was M18, like OMG-i'm-so-cool cause i can get in and i'm a rebel. It's to swear to myself never to watch Gory comedies again. Honestly i was more terrified of the content than of getting caught cause hello no one gives a shit no one even looks at the tickets. Kim was super scared that we wouldn't get in and she was all for refunds cause both of us did not realise it was M18. i'm never watching an M18 movie ever again even when i'm 50. I'm telling you, even the advertisements are scary.

i'm going to eat this for lunch!!!!!! i have no idea what to have for the meal though, should i just have 2 of these? 

Enough of the beatles

I'm back from camp! here is another apology for not blogging. i realise i only blog when i'm bored to tears or when i'm emotional. Be glad i havent been either!!!! i just l lost my voice and i'm eating crispy pork. I SOUND LIKE A FROG. okay i don't feel like blogging BYE

Boy who called wolf.

Sorry, I havent been blogging cause i've been doing a bunch of things that involve getting my backside out into the real world. I watched Zombieland with kim. I missed her so much, but i was jet lagged (one hour.... it kills!) and kept insisting we go to my house to take a power nap and then head out again. I lost my phone when we were heading back (Typical) I usually lose things. Am i a secret loser? Ah mah gah. Like how i lose my lunch box every recess and my friends would hide it under their skirts or how i lost my acff ticket(5 minutes after i got it, world record holder). Whoo boy.

Supper club on Thursday

I love you guys

 

And i love you guys

 

stupid cowwwwwwwww.