He has a new target

Maybe if i think about something else i won't feel so freaked out. I'm going to hide in my brother's room.(my sole refuge)

D:

I'm scared. Talk to me SOMEBODY

I love Quotes

Lead paragraph:  Never failing to turn that frown upside down, they make me wiser, those few lines of simple language. Never failing to amaze me, I hope you enjoy quotes as much i as i do (because i do) Off to read poetry, good bye my lovers.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.


Anne Frank: We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

Alan Bennett: Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Albert Einstein: There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Alfred Tennyson: I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

Amy Bloom: Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Amy Tan: I am like a falling star who has finally found her place next to another in a lovely constellation, where we will sparkle in the heavens forever.

Saprone Italiano.........? No i think it's Sapore Italiano. (My bad, i like prawns)

 "Today this could be, the greatest day of all times."

I'm was very gay today (to hell with the mordern world and their mordern interpretations!) Kind of got comments like

"Wah those girls so Bold ah, no pride"(Shut up Slangface)
"Cause...you... I... nevermind..."(say what?!?!)
"No. NO. You can't MAKE me pick your friend up. That is NOT taxi etiquette" (proceeds to take the scenic route) (Asshole)

How in the world do i keep being happy about life when life kicks me in my hairy stomach? (why through bitching, uh duh)

Quote of the day: "Knowledge talks, wisdom listens." I really need to listen more. That is my CNY resolution. Love the world, you make a place as happy as you think it is.

i just made more than a 100 honey joys

x 100

Sleepy Weepy

I'm EXHAUSTED. i did my chinese elearning MCQ 5 out of 5 times(maxed that baby out)(nerdnernednde) and finally got 100% a far cry from the first attempt of 46%. It's all about luck and probability, yes i have a calculator for a brain my friends. Want to have a standard deviation competition yo? Anyway this post is not to boast(If your thinking "about what exactly??" zip YOUR lips)Remember i wrote a haiku about Victor my tuition friend, something along the lines of he's better than milk cookies, he's santa's grandchild twice removed etc.. Yeah.. well i just found out his name is Vincent not Victor (I hope we can still be friends??) So i've pretty much been telling everyone about an imaginary person, my first haiku for a boy is officially REVOKED. Hallelujah, i'm still a virgin poet in the name of boys!

random chinese phrases that i find pretty cool

把小丘看成了高山
以泪洗脸

I had 3 waffles and shall count down to my death via explosion of the stomach

Cyber school's out! I think i'm addicted to cyber school, its seriously fun for me. I get a high sending assignments to my teachers via email (that loser nerd girl in me) I have this strange urge to burst into giggles, i can actually feel the bubbles of laughter in my heart.(fyi i just smirked) OK!! enough strange details about my life that will possibly make you feel like gagging. I have this impulse to go back to my schoolmade gmail account and do other subjects not stipulated on the timetable. Yes, i was the girl who went :"Wtf nerd" and LAUGHED when the teacher (gaylord) said that we could do other subjects if we wanted to. I think i'm dying or something. Maybe my real spirit got exchanged with another person whose name will not be mentioned in case i get sued or beaten up badly by staples and other dangerous stationery that this person may possess in her hello kitty pencil case (this person could also be fictional and used in this blogpost to create excitement and entertainment for said readers)(run on sentence much val?). Whats happening to me? I might be metamorphosing. Please leave me as i hide in my cocoon(away from this cruel reality called earth)

Cyber school

I read an archie's comic once and cyber school was awesome there, it was a webcam chat between teachers and students! how surreal is that. i told my dad and he said he does that with his overseas correspondants and its normal. Fine. Well, i'm having cyber class in this big bad cyber world. my face still looks like the crinkles and wrinkle of my pillow and i'm "late" for school. I'm also craving for waffles. Au revoir!

Brighten up your day

Oh yes i do

Anarchy

My first Haiku for a boy (can't believe i never did this for Bus stop boy)
I have a tuition friend
He is my only tuition friend 
excluding nainika who is my sister (?!?!!?)
don't try to understand
the neuron connections of the nepalese
His name is Victor
He lives in Braddell
He has a low voice
one decibal lower
and it'd be lost in the rumbling of cars
He looks like a girl in my lit class
Adlin Zainal
He quite humourus
rather like hummus (Yes, chick peas. Don't you doubt me!)
last week he asked my teacher how to write  "给" 
we learnt that word in pre school
A word my tamil friend knows how to write
This week the topic was "one thing you can't live without"
He said "bathe"
I LOLed it at the moment
I like Victor
Maybe cause His name also starts with a "V"
Maybe we can be baby Vs together (along with Vanessa and the Veronicas)
My brother is making strange noises in his room
something like "BOOOOOOOOOOOM" and "CHHHHHHHHH"
He's sort of autistic
Better check on him
~end of haiku for a boy~

Hey stephen

I gotta new racket! i love my life. i love it. i love it. i love it.But.................. I'm just so stressed. Ever had that something pushing against your ribs feeling? Feels kind of like self suffocation? I think it's the emotion called anxietyor nervous (can i add -ness after that? i'll google it.) (yes, you can) I hate that feeling i always get really bad premonitions. If you feel good, you do good. To hell with bad premonitions (i can feel my heart creeping up my throat) Therefore, i will have sweet dreams and maybe beyonce will be my friend

I'm so full but i still feel like eating pork ribs

Wan Shi Ru Yi

I just went to gramaphone to buy a million and one DVDs that i will probably never watch.

Jealous Of Her?

Currently extremely confused and a little bit irritated With myself. Don't ask. It's those kind of sensitive i'll never tell you unless I trust you 100% cause this is wa-a-ay embarrassing. and weird. Okay goodbye i'll stop writing before i do something (like tell the world wide web everything) stupid

T'was Chemistry

Fighting over canteen tables

I'm exhausted. I feel like i'm paralyzed (and i'm lovin' it) i just found out a tragedy that drained out the little that was left in me. I'm void of emotion now. I used up my joy laughter feigning of sickness and currently feel light and unconcerned. My eyes want to fall into the darkness called sleep but my hair is still damp. Here's the tragedy/ies:

Math: F
Amath: F
Chinese: F
English: F
Chem: F
Physics: F
Literature: F

Okay maybe this is a slight exaggeration but word from the horses mouth (my teachers hint real hard at me) that i practically failed a lot of subjects (some i have tuition for) (pass the cup of shame please) Yes, i know i didn't study right.... but still................WHY A FAIL. i mean c'mon i READ through most of the notes. Why couldn't i be born a genius (like my brother, the glance once and DING: A1) or a mugger (like my sister. where did my concentration gene go to dammit). Why did i have to be the slacker? Hmm. Huh. Hee. Don't be all "U d3$eRved it Bitch" OK cause i'm ranting.Whats left of me...(i love nick lachey)

Take back the city

Vassup! School was cool. As cool as not doing your homework and studying for your test 30 minutes before it starts gets. (Un-cool) 

Guess why i'm on the computer?

a) i love blogging

b) i'm doing my english homework

c) i'm watching this rather radical chinese show

d) i'm multi tasking (by doing one thing at a time..........tabs are my life)

The guy in my chinese show is making charsiew pao for his pregnant wife. My husband, if you're out there, i want you to make me a charsiewpao. So romantic. Bye i'm going to fantasize for a minute