That maybe a girl but I like to pretend she's a boyI feel like eating a leg of Ham and Dijonnaise. Today, I went to *Ai Kay Ya to eat hot dogs with mustard and tomato sauce or if you're Carolyn (or just a cat me-ow) with random splotches of chilli sauce and a thin strand of mustard then curse the squirter or maybe, Priya and just pretend to queue up for ice cream and then run away (Why? I wonder). After which I ate my olive rice with an ice cream stick, on the success scale of when you don't have a spoon and the cashier lady gives you and ice cream stick, I'd say it was pretty successful. After which, I was really thirsty and my Coke and Lemon tea was getting too lemon tea-ish. No one likes their coke and lemon tea ratio to be outta proportion, Nobody Nobody! So, i went to get my "free" refill, only problem was.... it wasn't free. I exemplified the A* example of dining and dashing, thank you diner dash! See computer games do help in real life.
*Names have been changed to protect the identity of some irresponsible bodies. If you Think you know where that somebody (or maybe nobody at all) went, You're wrong. That's right, wrrrrrrong. Dead wrong. Don't make me repeat myself boy!
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