I painted my nails neon, using the testers at the Faceshop. I bought the blue one because I really liked Jussy's blue nails but mine is a prettier blue (ha ha). I wish I were a punk rocker who owned Topshop and Forever21. Forever21 was selling this really gorg. hairband with a huge bow and I loved how it covered my bald head. This makes me ponder... How do bald people bathe? I don't think they do.NS boys shave so they don't have to bathe. O.m.g. i knew it. Boys definitely have the cooties. That is disgusting. So, I asked Hannah : " Do I look ridiculous and idiotic with this head band furreal." and she said I looked OK but I'd look like an A.D.D. kid if I wear it to school, I didn't buy it YET. but when I do which is when it goes on SALE, I fully intend to wear it to school, I mean I spend half my life in that hell hole. Where else can I wear stupid stuff? She proceeded to tell me that when I had long luscious locks of Asience hair and I bunned it to the top of my head cause this Howie do it. Apparently, everyone (1person) asked Hannah why I had a mantou on my head. Maybe. I. Am. An. A.D.D. Kid. Or. Maybe. I'm. Just. Too. Kool. For. Skool. i pick the latter, BUS STOP BOY! He wouldn't look at me when I just had a common horsetail no he didna!! But when I bunned it all up, I became THE Goddess of Sexiness, or Sexatory as labelled on a skirt on sale at Inhabited. SCORE! But when I let Winky chop off my hair (& abigail's) he kept looking at me in Disdain, and since that day I haven't seen him, not because I decided that 15 minutes of sleep was more important than meeting him for 5 seconds. No, it was because. of. Shorthairnitis. To all girls and happy men out there: the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but through the length of your hair. So before you snip off those locks remember, yes you Cherish, remember.
P.s WARNING! ALL NON HANNAH'S DON'T READ THIS. this is for Hannah's eyes only, "Thanks for going all the way from Ion to Subway then to Ion again and then trying on every single nail polish colour, paying for my nail polish, putting the nail polish in my bag, stopping by cotton on and forever 21. Bext Friends Fo Lyf. OK, enough ah! ha ha. i love you and your smexy cleavage."
To those non Hannah's out there who read that sekret totally spies information, I guess I'd have to kill you. "Avada Kedavara!" My baby nephew has been called a house elf (by his grandaunt), a gnome (by his grandmother), the cutest thing made on earth (by Rah), but his Aunt Boo is the worst. really she is. She said he looks like................... Voldemort(I'm not kidding) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Jussy is an idiot. So, guys today's picture is He - Who - Must - Not - Be - Named.
That's all for now
xoxo,
GG
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