Rain Rain Go Away

It's been raining for...............forever, I want Wellies to run around in the rain in my re usable raincoat.

Living on yesterday's High

Yesterday's flea was so Awesome, I had a ball of a time.

I bought.....

3 skirts

3 shirts

1 jumpsuit

1 pinafore

4 rings

1 harry potter harry potter spectacles

all under 60 Dollars which makes me a happy Sally

I caught up with Kim, the Lims think Zac is Autistic... Maybe that's why he hated you. (Just Maybe)

Just Wanna Be Human

I had a slumber party with myself in my Strawberry

Shortcake PJs. (Home Alone 1)

Angry_girl@hotmail.com

I vent my anger on half melted chocolate biscuits (guarantees NO TRANS FAT DOES NOT CONTAIN HYDROGENATED FAT) and Star Wars Wii.





Tammie did not force me to do this (Yes, she did.) I would like to thank her for giving me the Wang Wang from her free goodie bag. AH mai Lah Kum

I have a Dilemma

Please tell me I dance better than the Strange Man in Singlet. Maybe, I should do my Graded Assignments instead of trying to cheat through www.google.com. (My favourite website) Plagiarism is bad for health, Or is it? That is the question. What is the Real question? Am I trying to confuse you? Or is it Larry? Maybe Howie?

Okay, enough ah! Dinner time is time for dinner...Oh? Are you sure?

You're A Cow

I feel annoyed whenever I think about you. I feel like confronting you. I feel like pointing out your flaws. I feel like being a bitch to you. I don't really hate you but if there were a survey on how I felt about you, I'd shade the Strongly Dislike And Feel Like Having A Shaolin Showdown With. I feel like putting my hamster in your hair. I feel like punching you and have man fights with you during dance class like I do with Hannah, except hitting your knuckles won't be an accident. I wish we were neighbours so I could pee on your doorstep and ring your doorbell every other second to annoy you. I would also throw rocks at you as you pass by, small rocks so you'd think they're beetles. I feel like making everybody hate you because I do. I feel like accidentally stepping on your toes when you comment snidely at my blue toenails. I feel like hitting my trombone slide into your face. I feel like slapping your uh-glay face when you are rude and look oh-so-superior! I feel like this is getting too personal and blogging about you is mean(like you), so when you're ready to take me on(which probably won't be anytime soon) I will be ready for you, you smelly cow. (Ha. Eat My Grass) And I know that you know that Hula&Co. definitely knows "the grass is always greener on this side!"

Oops I think i'm in love

WE HAVE WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleepover at my house soon OK everybody?

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't i paint you?

Chryssa's an idiot and i'm lovin' it which is "我 就 喜 歡" on

Mcdonald's paper bags. HAHA.

Losers don't go to Fonts.com.

That maybe a girl but I like to pretend she's a boy
I feel like eating a leg of Ham and Dijonnaise. Today, I went to *Ai Kay Ya to eat hot dogs with mustard and tomato sauce or if you're Carolyn (or just a cat me-ow) with random splotches of chilli sauce and a thin strand of mustard then curse the squirter or maybe, Priya and just pretend to queue up for ice cream and then run away (Why? I wonder). After which I ate my olive rice with an ice cream stick, on the success scale of when you don't have a spoon and the cashier lady gives you and ice cream stick, I'd say it was pretty successful. After which, I was really thirsty and my Coke and Lemon tea was getting too lemon tea-ish. No one likes their coke and lemon tea ratio to be outta proportion, Nobody Nobody! So, i went to get my "free" refill, only problem was.... it wasn't free. I exemplified the A* example of dining and dashing, thank you diner dash! See computer games do help in real life.




















*Names have been changed to protect the identity of some irresponsible bodies. If you Think you know where that somebody (or maybe nobody at all) went, You're wrong. That's right, wrrrrrrong. Dead wrong. Don't make me repeat myself boy!

It's Cool To Know Nothing

To all 'em bitches out there: I'm sorry I can't be perfect. I'm a Bitchette, Priya is a Bastardette and Hannah is a Bitchelor.(HAHAHAH),If you can't beat them, you join them. Oh the things ice cream does to you.

Wei Ni Hao, after talking to hannah till my phone died, I am Starving with a capital S. I thought I'd have no appetite but you know what they say angry people are hungry people. I'm gonna eat a whole bowl of glutinous rice, yumsum, just watch me. As I was walking to the bus stop, I realised that Sunshine is so wonderful especially if you feel fresh and clean and your hair isn't an oil rig. I was almost going to take 66 because I wanted to catch grouchyboy but I realised it'd take.. Maybe... 2 hours to get home. I'm sorry grouchyboy, MRT over Hos.

Random but Important fact: I would like a pair of leather shoes please santababy. Oh yes, I have 2 buy one get one free waffle coupons at holland village, Who wants to come with me? Who? Who?

So oh oh oh oh

I love tye dye tights. Oh why you so obsessed with me?

I Wanna Be Your Baby

These few days have been happy days. And as stated in my notebook made in china,
"Today is a happy day
Tomorrow will be a happier day
Let's smile everday."

China people (especially the Hongkys, namely Mr Lim, Mr Tan and Mr Wong) are exceedingly intelligent. Let us put our hands together to thank Mr Midhuqidhou19023801298 Zhqudgiye for these wise words.

Mathew the Mathematician

Yesterday, as we were picking up tennis balls to shoot at Joseph's ass, Christopher picked up 7 balls and said: " hur hur, I have 7 balls... oh wait... 7 +2, I have 9." Christopher is a nine year old.

Anyway, I hope everyone caught the National Day Parade! I liked it, I tried spotting Jaishree dancing in the wall of boxes. And I DID. F.Y.I. She was the 3rd from the right on the fifth level I'm sure of it. If you didn't catch ndp, I'm sure you had a very valid excuse, something like... "i was watching some random show on channel 5 it had fireworks and everyone was in red and white." or "they show the ndp on tv? WHAT?" smooth. I've just painted my toenails red and white in the spirit of National Day. I don't think it matters if I'm a day late or if National Day only falls on one day and if I miss it then it's a little too late. Do you? I didn't think so. Well, I had a fairly boring weekend of sleeping and not studying for Chemistry.

Bad girl bad girl whatcha gonna do?

I painted my nails neon, using the testers at the Faceshop. I bought the blue one because I really liked Jussy's blue nails but mine is a prettier blue (ha ha). I wish I were a punk rocker who owned Topshop and Forever21. Forever21 was selling this really gorg. hairband with a huge bow and I loved how it covered my bald head. This makes me ponder... How do bald people bathe? I don't think they do.NS boys shave so they don't have to bathe. O.m.g. i knew it. Boys definitely have the cooties. That is disgusting. So, I asked Hannah : " Do I look ridiculous and idiotic with this head band furreal." and she said I looked OK but I'd look like an A.D.D. kid if I wear it to school, I didn't buy it YET. but when I do which is when it goes on SALE, I fully intend to wear it to school, I mean I spend half my life in that hell hole. Where else can I wear stupid stuff? She proceeded to tell me that when I had long luscious locks of Asience hair and I bunned it to the top of my head cause this Howie do it. Apparently, everyone (1person) asked Hannah why I had a mantou on my head. Maybe. I. Am. An. A.D.D. Kid. Or. Maybe. I'm. Just. Too. Kool. For. Skool. i pick the latter, BUS STOP BOY! He wouldn't look at me when I just had a common horsetail no he didna!! But when I bunned it all up, I became THE Goddess of Sexiness, or Sexatory as labelled on a skirt on sale at Inhabited. SCORE! But when I let Winky chop off my hair (& abigail's) he kept looking at me in Disdain, and since that day I haven't seen him, not because I decided that 15 minutes of sleep was more important than meeting him for 5 seconds. No, it was because. of. Shorthairnitis. To all girls and happy men out there: the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but through the length of your hair. So before you snip off those locks remember, yes you Cherish, remember.

P.s WARNING! ALL NON HANNAH'S DON'T READ THIS. this is for Hannah's eyes only, "Thanks for going all the way from Ion to Subway then to Ion again and then trying on every single nail polish colour, paying for my nail polish, putting the nail polish in my bag, stopping by cotton on and forever 21. Bext Friends Fo Lyf. OK, enough ah! ha ha. i love you and your smexy cleavage."

To those non Hannah's out there who read that sekret totally spies information, I guess I'd have to kill you. "Avada Kedavara!" My baby nephew has been called a house elf (by his grandaunt), a gnome (by his grandmother), the cutest thing made on earth (by Rah), but his Aunt Boo is the worst. really she is. She said he looks like................... Voldemort(I'm not kidding) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Jussy is an idiot. So, guys today's picture is He - Who - Must - Not - Be - Named.

That's all for now

xoxo,

GG

Harsh

Hello world, I've been having like a gabamuzillion tests this week. I'll be happy if I don't get 1 digits for lit and chinese. Woah. I can't wait to go to Subway tomorrow. Okay secret : I just made tammie's present just. I almost forgot. until I read Hannah's message. then I was like OH MY GOSH. FUCK LA. Haha. Back to basics (food), Subway = food. I want to eat Subway club with one olive in hearty italian bread in the ulu Tanglin hotel. I just realised my whole life is revolved around food, I think I have a problem. Anyway, today was really a laugh, there has been Tension between popo and rahrah of the late. Because, popo has menopause. Jie Jie Karen is really gossipgirl101. She brought popo up so when she was feeding quinn she could interogate her. Then the funniest is when juzzy the troublemaker was like EH POPO TA SHI SHUE? and pointed damn drunkenly at rah then popo who was smiling like a baboon at jakeandquinn her face really turned super black and she scowled at rah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. She ignored rah or gave her blank stares when rah called hi popo. I've really never seen her like that. I love molly she's so adorable. 7 eleven cookies vs subway cookies. and the verdict is. SUBWAY FO LYF. OK enough ah (hi hannah) haha

I've decided that this will be a post about the two attention seeking retards who sit infront of me and nainika. ESSENTIALLY, I got tagged by carolyn to this note. It was so funny, I was literally having cramps laughing. It was so carolyn, I could actually see her saying it in my mind. I might be going mad. This note was about the kinda guy you'd date. Look at what she wrote. HAHAHAH. real spaz this one.

15. Smoker? Byebye.

18. Muscular? not all fats la.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
Go and die la.

39. Flirt?
slap you

47. Speaks 20 languages?
siao.



Dear Muthu,

Thanks for being my row leader ferr lyf. SO, you think that just cos ur my boy friend you can spam my blog? Is that right. WELL, if you keep going on like that you can forget about...... EATING ANYMORE OF MY MOTHER'S CURRY MUFFINS. Yeah suck on that. Nomore curry muffins for you. NANANANA, dont phunk with my heart. Anyway, even though i love you cos i found your name in jaishree's tamil teacher's pigeon hole when we were sneakily refilling our waterbottles with ice cold water from the fresh waterfall of the 2 and 1/2 level. (the watercooler in the staff room after turning on the switch to flash red) Gao Qui Xiao Tiger Woods is still my home boy. You can still use my super small squares notebook to write ni hao ma wrongly, but i only have one plastic area in my wallet and Gao Qui Xiao Tiger Woods has already occupied that space. Sorry pal. Better luck next time.

xoxox
filipinamaid@hotgirls.com

p.s I think I'll pass my formal letter writing, dont you?