I miss you bestfriend

We can do a miley cyrus cause we're asian

Sushi for dinner has never been finer

I don't really like ANTM cycle 13 la petite. I think i can't handle bitchiness, for serious. Bitchy people just give me heart attacks. Mini heart attacks. There are so many mini things like oreo, cornetto, that disney mouse. Okay i'm going to read a comic now.

OH wait, does anyone want to come for my concert on the 11th December? I think it's one of the best concerts in town. It's $10 so if anyone is interested please leave a comment or email me.

Holla!

Rise and shine

I made 6 Christmas cards, 45 more to go (Tis the season to be jolly)

This mess is still in my room. I wish I knew Magic. I wish my dad was Dumbledore

TAMMIE LOOKS HOT. (hahahahah)

I don't know what's up with my writing today, it's like so flat. i feel a little dead inside. When i emailed nigel which i do now on a daily basis.(We are married..........in 15 years, we're currently undergoing pre-marital preparation, HAHAHAHAHA RAH)  It's usually very fun and i get a real kick at being mean to him but today i just wasn't feeling IT, You know what i mean? 

  OK slash that i just got really happy. I've gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night. Yes! Gosh i was getting so scared that i lost IT. Thank goodness gracious mother of holy cow everything is A OK. i just realised what i lost was the flow. Apologies to my readers, i know i was almost forcing "IT" down your oesophagus. I wanted you to know how i feel (in my little spastic way). Now, i know that it was a pathetic and desperate attempt at the impossible.

Oh guess what everybody, i just found my old camera it's only about 5 years old. It is a 3.2 megapixel digital camera which functions with AA batteries. Wow right? Some misguided fools may call it lame but i call it Vintage. I'm so glad Vintage is so in now. Now all the stupid and impulsive things i bought back in primary school can pass off as vintage. Oh yes, they can. Cause i said so.(Why am i explaining myself?) I feel like writing Nigel another email cause i have this new found energy, it's like my creative juice tube was unblocked and now everything is gushing into my brain. i'm surprised i'm not giddy with.....creativity.  But writing him another email would be like spamming him. I am not a spammer, my mom doesn't even allow us to eat luncheon meat.

Celia is a bitch.(I'm having an ANTM triathlon)

Tuki Tuki just ate her shit cause she thought i was trying to take it away (and throw it in the bin. hello? you stupid animal)

Shi jie shang zhi you mama hao (Mothers are the best in the whole entire world)

i complimented my mom on her cute shirt and she told me she got it cos she went to watch a concert with my baby cousin freja and my sister emma, and they were caught in the rain and the concert hall was hot as ice.

valere: "was freja wet?"

mom: " yeah but she had extra clothes."

valerie: "was emma wet?"

mom: "yeah but she has extra fats"

Rub My Tummy

 

Good morning

I'm awake to watch mulan! SHANGGGGG(AHHHHHHH)

Nigel and the other woman

✯rah. says:
 yeah
 i feel so bad for you
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nigel says:
 no val is better than you 10 times over
✯rah. says:
 PUHLEASE.
Nigel says:
 no really.
 face it.
✯rah. says:
 No _|_
 you know its not true 
Nigel says:
 how abt i say its true

Double Thumbs Up

Church camp was surprisingly great. At first, we saw the convoy going up to malaysia with us and rah was all " I wanna go home " whine whine whine. But on the way back she was all "I miss the boys" "I wish Bryan was here". Even though i went for the camp i still can't blow a bubble outta gum, can't remember lyrics (so i fake it.), can't reach high notes. I still lose at chee ko pa; monkey; swimming; ping pong; fuzzball; cheat. But. BUT! I still look good. (wow moment) OK, i just lost my ear stud so i have to find it cos it'll be the 15th i've lost. I'll be back (back again) Like shaker fries. OH. my. GOODNESSGRACIOUS. yes. SHAKER FRIES ARE BACKKK! welcome home. Welcome HOME!

father's name: edward

mother's name: roslin

her name: edlin.

wow

 

 

off shoulder (he brought sexy back in paper clothes)

 

Joshua oops Jon. (HAHAHAHAH) horrible girl moment take 1

my boyfriend bryan(can't you see the love)(stop laughing)

sweetest child in the world (don't tell molly)

 look at my perfectly alligned teeth

Bestiex!

 he's seriously super cute

do you see that super ugly band made of mop strings on his hand? yes that one! i gave it to him cos bryan was being grouchy and didn't want it. It came out at night and he made his mother put it on for him cause he wanted to sleep with it. (cutie)

 they are hilarious together

 who let the dogs out? (who who)

TRUE STORY

Oh, speaking of dogs. We were cycling out of the resort into the rural kampongs. Suddenly, a dog without collar started barking and running to us and everyone cycled off but me. I couldn't peddle cause i was thinking that sudden movements would trigger it's animal killer instinct. I just stopped there with my bike and this dog was very close to me barking at me. It was one of those "heart stopping feet trembling" feelings. As it barked 7 other dogs came chasing towards me and i was screaming "BRYAAAAN!" I was going to cry my chinese little eyes out. Then, i saw Jon put down his bike and come to me (Hero, i love you), and this lady in the house was calling out to the dogs telling them to come back which did not work at all. I don't know how i did it but i started cycling again and the dogs chased us (i didnt look back but i could hear them panting and barking). We were squealing like piglets "GET ON YOUR BIKE PEDDLE GET OUTTA HERE!" I was dreading heading back cause of those little bitches but they protected me and all was well

the end.

Thank you for you!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Hi everyyybody!!!
I'm back and I had a superduper amazingballs fun time at church camp.
I'll blog more on that later. Because I need to get some sleep. Ok. Love yall!!!

shake me. 8:44 PM.

I got this from Rah's blog cause i feel exactly the same way and i am too tired to blog. (And i have band camp tomorrow)

Last Friday

Life is a party, we look like tribal warriors. i have no idea how to write below my pictures. Can someone help? (please?)

Pretty pink spot on my left cheek (oh yeah it's a pimple)

Hello! There was a flood at serene's centre today. People (okay me) were screaming things like

"THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END"
"TSUNAMI 2"
"Are we in Vietnam?"

 Yes, it was THAT bad. the water was up to our knees and we were waddling in the water like little ducklings. The cars looked like they were swimming. Everytime, a car rowed by the water would splash up at us like waves.(tidal waves) The puddles were huge rivers. We were drenched and we had umbrellas. The most fun i had in days!

My heart stop beating

If you like excitement, cause my heart couldn't take it

Episode 14

Maggie: "i cant believe you, you never let me go anywhere"

Maxwell Sheffield: "not true, go to your room!"

Niles: " no you may not look through the key holes while your father is auditioning show girls!"

Brighton: "why not?!?"

Niles: "Cos that's where i'll be"

Fran Fine : "you know sometimes you think your parents are crazy, but when you come to think about it.....(thinks about it).... they are."

Someone told me he loved me (Haha, Punk'd!)

greatest song of the moment


Who doesn't like my new blog skin? Don't you like the naked white pureness of it? The clean surgical look?

sarah made a collage

My brother can't tell the difference between fish and chicken.

she never changed

My hamster was either having a nightmare or masturbating

Tuki Tuki started scratching her genitals and squeaking with her eyes closed

Best Medicine

Watching the nanny made me laugh like Fran, scary but true. I remember watching niga higa and i was laughing and laughing and laughing. Grandma told my mom to go check on me cause i sounded like i was weeping like a pig. I have a horrible laugh. At abigail's house, her brother heard my laugh and he was like "Mom, there's a screaming banshee in the garden."

Fries and chocolate cake for breakfast anyone?

" Maggie dear, your hair is in the syrup." Maxwell Sheffield.

Should i go buy milk with tammie or ask her to get some for me.............. Oh, the choices in life!

New Favourite Tv Show: Ruby and the Rockits.

Lamb Butts

Pissed off that this does not remember this and that you people don't use your email accounts. That is not the way

Do you know the don't knows?

Yo. i just stole a bite of burger and a handful of fries from emma. Burger shack is really yumsum. i love it. The fries are so good, better than Long John's (i'm not lying carolyn). Burger shack fries = orgasm. Today, was a pretty funny day. i fell twice. Once during tennis, cause coach told me to split step and i fell on my side. like a mcdonald's toy. My mark is on the tennis court, sun tan lotion and body butter, in the shape of a girl. Sweet. Kenneth was being an asshole as usual and he laughed and made jokes about it for 1 and 1/2 hours.He has issues, for serious. Second time was when i insisted on walking gwen's dog. I was wearing market slippers and racing with the dog in the wet muddy grass. " Hurry Travis! Run faster! I'm better than you, you bitch!" and i slipped and fell on my ass. All in all, today was a happy day.

CHAOZ

 

I'm married with two kids