Hi everyone,
Blogging reminds me of what Rah said one day when we were at Mcdonald's. She said ( and I quote)
"Let's write a book. Me, you and Jussy."
and soon after we were looking for my retainers in the trash. Yes, that was such a wonderful day. Anyway, this blog is my part of the book and so I can pretend I'm writing essays while on the computer so my mum won't make me ride the scooter with Emma.
I would like to apologize to my fiance Cbear(Hahaha, Disney Channel makes you retarded) not because she MADE me. But because i really am sorry.
Dear Caitlin,
I hope you know that we are getting married soon. That is once I post the letter to you, which contains an origami ring and a tub of peanut butter and jelly. I was hoping that that would be enough for you to forgive me. If not, I will sing you a song. Actually, could you please just go onto itunes and listen to 'Apologize' by Akon. Now, i will remind you of the good times we've shared. For example, the time when we went to Royal Sporting House and you and Hannah were asking the saleslady whether they sold FBTs and the lady was autisticly shouting FBTs like it was a foreign language which made me spit all my water at her feet. Or, the many times when we thought breadtalk was a restaurant and bought one nachocheese bun and sat down on the seats for people who actually bought meals and pretended that we owned the place. Or, during chinese class when i passed you a very intellectual note saying : "I like cheese sticks" and you kindly replied : "WTF." Or maybe the time when i proposed to you : "Eh, walao, Hannah is married eh. We need to be married" and you agreed with tears in your eyes : " OY HOW DO YOU SEND THE THING SO WE CAN BLOODY SEE OUR NAMES ON FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS? " Yes, those were the good times.
I hope you forgive me.
Love,
Your fiancee
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