Please Do This For Abigail The Stupid One

If you could pick one, would you get an itouch or a camera? Your dad has an old camera (super nice)

itouch

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Shake Shake Shake Shake a Shake it.

I love the seaweed shaker fries.








Even though, they are just fries with Mamee seasoning. But I still find them supercalifriggin delicious. I can eat the whole packet without SAUCE. And, that in itself is amazing. Because normal people can only eat fries with SAUCES, or else you feel like puking. That is the secret to Macs fries being really tasty! The yummy Tomato sauce, I think they drug their tomato sauce, IT'S LIKE A GRADE ABOVE THE REST. OK whatever.

So, I watched Harry Potter which sucked. Except "Won Won". Hannah cried when Dumbledore died. I was just like....... And Nika brought her toilet roll and had spasms whenever she saw Ron. As we walked past Takashimaya, there was this really random dude who kept staring at us as he listened to his ipod and I decided to show him some Singapore Spirit so I waved at him like a mad bitch and he pointed the finger at me. HA. Joking. He waved back and I was just thinking and realized that Mel and I waved at random Korean guys and random guys in general but why can't I ever wave at Bus Stop Boy who sits 20cm away from me? Huh! Why? I think it's because.... He's the one for me. That's right. I've found The One. And he sits beside me in the bus stop. NO NAN YANG/BREAD TALK BITCHES allowed during our love lock down.So piss off. I'm serious.

During PE, the gentlemen in the class realized that our dance teacher has like really Muscular calves. Seriously, dancing makes your calves huge. Mind you, Ms O. has a waist the size of the space between your thumb and pinkie but her calves are bulging. Thus I conclude, DANCING MAKES YOUR CALVES HUGE. Hey now! Hey now! Watch out. You don't want calve obesity.

Random Fact of the day: Tuna Subways consists of 518 calories. (WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THAT DAMN BOOKLET LISBETH WHY?) I think this Fact deserves atleast 4 minutes of mourning. Your time starts now.

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I have decided to call this post "Untitled" because of my old friend, Shakespeare. Yeah, he does that with his little stories. If you're like "Woah, is she the goddess of literature?". The answer is yes. Most indefinitely

Anyway. My favourite cousins came over to say : "Hi, your house is my chalet." That's nice guys. Well, most of the night was spent staring at Ethan's face. HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA. I think he still looks like a geek in the pink. But does my opinion matter? I don't think so! Only the opinion of the beautiful person who wants to " love him, marry him and make many babies with him." is important. So, I made my IC today, and i realised i looked like i was fugly and cross eyed. I hope the Indian lady who attended to me will make my chin look sharper and my eyes look bigger, I think she is secretly a photoshop whiz. Yes. I'm sure she is. If, on the off chance, she isn't, I can always change it when I'm 30! There's nothing wrong with looking like a spaz for 15 years. Nothing at all.

A typical conversation with Hannah

me: Omg, i wanna delete limewire la, its damn dangerous and everything
hannah: YEAHHHH!!!! I FOUND ANOTHER WEBSITE!!! DAMN GOOD.
me: Omg, ok what?
hannah: www.google.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ok, im gonna bathe now. (hahahahahhaha!)

Still the Conclusion of the day: There are more ants than humans in the world

Hi everyone,

Blogging reminds me of what Rah said one day when we were at Mcdonald's. She said ( and I quote)

"Let's write a book. Me, you and Jussy."

and soon after we were looking for my retainers in the trash. Yes, that was such a wonderful day. Anyway, this blog is my part of the book and so I can pretend I'm writing essays while on the computer so my mum won't make me ride the scooter with Emma.

I would like to apologize to my fiance Cbear(Hahaha, Disney Channel makes you retarded) not because she MADE me. But because i really am sorry.

Dear Caitlin,

I hope you know that we are getting married soon. That is once I post the letter to you, which contains an origami ring and a tub of peanut butter and jelly. I was hoping that that would be enough for you to forgive me. If not, I will sing you a song. Actually, could you please just go onto itunes and listen to 'Apologize' by Akon. Now, i will remind you of the good times we've shared. For example, the time when we went to Royal Sporting House and you and Hannah were asking the saleslady whether they sold FBTs and the lady was autisticly shouting FBTs like it was a foreign language which made me spit all my water at her feet. Or, the many times when we thought breadtalk was a restaurant and bought one nachocheese bun and sat down on the seats for people who actually bought meals and pretended that we owned the place. Or, during chinese class when i passed you a very intellectual note saying : "I like cheese sticks" and you kindly replied : "WTF." Or maybe the time when i proposed to you : "Eh, walao, Hannah is married eh. We need to be married" and you agreed with tears in your eyes : " OY HOW DO YOU SEND THE THING SO WE CAN BLOODY SEE OUR NAMES ON FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS? " Yes, those were the good times.

I hope you forgive me.

Love,

Your fiancee