We are not what you think we are

LOOK AT THE DISTANCE BETWEEN KEN AND THE REST

Sharmaine is a clown, her eyes get lethargic in the presence of flash.

CLASSIC SHARMAINE

Hey there Delilahs of my life. Today's tennis was really funny even though i lost all my matches. Kenneth and coach are The Jokers. (Even though the jokes were on me.........) Guess what i just tried to do. i tried to grab my keyboard away from the computer and nearly ripped out the wires how stupid is that. OK I'm rambling cause I'm trying to watch the hills marathon and blog. i really hate Spencer and his sister. i don't trust them one inch. not that I'm an obsessive the hill's fan but yeah i deciphered as much. OK, coolness, i put up the photos of Singapore idol which was pretty good. Mostly cause i had lots of yami yogurt with fruity pebbles. (yay)


Okay see you in 5 seconds. Heidi is getting married.


I changed my mind. Heidi's mom's and Holly are seriously rude and mean to Spencer.

i promise i'll update this afternoon!!!!!!!!! i know i have no excuses.................. exams are over. Oh but these few days have been Krazy like a glazed donut! I love glazed donuts.

I'm getting a haircut this Friday!!!!

EYE CANDY

Why can't i ever do this?

lunges make my ass hurt

Wah - Piang!

Picking out the salt in my pretzel

WHY - secondhand serenade

Actually, I might have a Mcnugget meal come to think of it......

Waiting for a better tomorrow

I NEED FASTFOOD. I feel so malnourished.

This made me cry

My father was diagnosed with cancer and passed away 4 years ago. Recently, I stopped by his online blog. I found out my son had been leaving him comments, saying things like how he missed him, and how he is studying hard in school, and that he would study hard to find a cure to cancer so that people wont miss their grandfather like he does. GMH

#1346 (32) - Jun 7, 2009 12:41 AM by PirateJ - Amazing friends - I Love This! (4630) - (0)

This reminds me of my cousin Jussy who is very much a hippie... oh wait.... no.... she just doesnt comb her hair. (like ever)

welcome to my sweet sixteen

Why is my google a bar code? What's the occasion Google.com.sg? Supermart day? Hmm..... I wonder. Well, I haven't studied since 3p.m. I HAVE been... Eating. Slacking. Eating and more Eating. Wow, way to go me! Not only am I gonna be retarded but as fat as Manuel Uribe! And everyone who knows anyone knows that everyone likes fat and stupid girls! Weee-ell, I should study or atleast do the 8 minute youtube workouts. So this is goodbye folks! Happy Super Market Day!

HEADS UP!

I JUST GOOGLED GOOGLE! hahah, well it's actually bar code day! How.Queer.

Xi Jun Ma Ma

I have a cold and tomorrow is the "official start of the exams"........................................Why?

Burp

I'm too eggcited about nothing to sleeep!!!!!

So I'll tell you random facts:

1. My mother mixes my chinese name up with my sister's so like when she gets angry, she tries to say my full name and fails.

2. My brother likes his friend's, Michael's, face over mine (Oh you Ho)

3. My friend just ate gum (RIP)

4. Caitlin's boy toy has bushy eyebrows

5. I dont care if this bores you


HAM ham HAM!

Prancing Peacock

This is for YOU, my bestfriendforever!

My last blog post's format is all wonked up GEWGUIGDWUIGSDJ. Whyyyyy? Wei shen me!!!! OK anyway......................................... Channel News's Asia's weather forecast is A for Accurate, actually I was resting my eyes in the afternoon so I didn't notice but this morning I played tennis or dodge ball if you're an asshole (yes you!!) which was more fun than Wii! I just heard we may be going to Thailand Land of Shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope we are... Oh and Thai people are coming to stay at our house. They are nice Sawadika folks who give ME crispy pork.... THEY'D BETTER OR I WON'T GIVE UP MY ROOM. (ha ha, too much caffeine today....)

Blame it on the Weatherman by B*witched

Konichiwa peng you men, I just checked tomorrow's weather forecast and there will
be afternoon showers with thunder....I hope it's accurate, I mean it's
channelnewsasia.com/weather yo! Then I can play tennis in the morning!! If I can't
I'm walking to Ion or Holland Village in a raincoat and wellies to get my daily dose of
yogurt with fruity pebbles and wafflepancakes. [ I can never choose between them
so I get both...I even creatively merged their names (to appear less greedy)]
OHMYGOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.... DOUBLE BRACKETS? IS THIS BLOGPOST
MY MATH HW? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that's life for you (or me...)
Okay, I'm going to (unsuccessfully) continue slogging my guts out for The Greater
Good ($500).

All those fireflies

i love this song forever.

Jake Long The American Dragon

I can't understand why you're so mean to me................WHY YOU STUPID GROUCH?! WHY!!!

K-R-A-Z-Y

Welcome to my very first Plog! I think it's very smart of myself to think of such a creative thingamagik!! Well done me! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUZZY AND MOM AND NIRMAL SINGH!

Damn, she's a girl. Girls shouldn't have short hair......oh wait.

that guy looks like storm and that girl has way too much hair.

If only I could fly..................

The way to a man's heart: lawn mower and large nostrils

People who come to my blog don't say "hi val! ur so pretty.ur so amazing. iloveu.marryme.mwahmwah" anymore, they just come and go like...food....(super sad moment)
Yes, so if you're reading this (cause I know you are, I have a count-o-meter and the count-o-meter never lies!) then I think you should say hello because that's what I do when I visit other blogs..... I say intellectual things like :"hahahahahhaha....hi." or..... sometimes I call them names like "raj" when it's actually Sarah (and she's my cousin) or sometimes... I write uber long emails that fail to get sent out. Whatever, it's the thought that counts. Do I sound sluggish? Cause I kinda feel like a slug, like that fat monster slug in monster inc. SO guys, please! Be a responsible reader and DO THE RIGHT THING. Or I will tell your mothers. Yes I will.


p.s If you did not understand wtf I wrote in the above space it's cause I speak slug.

Long Live the Slugs

EGGSAMS

BICEPS + No Boobs = LOVE

Maybe I'll meet him at the library.......

I'm not blogging, I'm writing an english essay. mmMMmmm HmmMMmm

It's Didn't Work

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

the guy in black is smokin'!! "sssss"

they'll grow up hot

OK, how's this for a change?

My Greatest Fear In Life

my boyfriend

definition of responsibility: The reason I can't have a car. "You can't have a car until you show more responsibility!" - The Parents "WTF?! All I do all day is sleep!" - Me I fear I'll never fall in love, it's not like I don't know any guys..... I'm just not attracted to them. Except Bus stop Boy who I've neglected due to my need of sleep.PLEASE LORD! I don't want to be a 40 year old virgin with 27 cats, please send that boy in my first picture who I found on reliable website : www.google.com to my house. Xie Xie Ni. I've been watching The Nanny and Eating instead of mugging. I love the nanny, like BOOMS.(haha) Hannah says I'm attracted to innocent guys. IS THAT TRUE? SHIT LAH THE GUY REALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL, ok back to google guys! I'll keep you updated!

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OKAAAAY, I'm really not studying, that's not cool.

S.E.L.F.D.I.S.C.I.P.L.I.N.E. I think only the chosen ones have it.... Is your name Harry Potter?

Bah! Humbug!

I'm supposed to be doing my projects. But I hate doing projects so here I am!! Well, I haven't done my holiday homework, my tuition homework, my two projects or studied for my Mathematics test or started revising on my exams which are in 16 days or cleaned Tuki's cage. (WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING BLOGGING?) Reality reeks, and it's crashing down onto me. As in "KR RR... KR RR..." kinda crashing. Am I wasting my life?! AAAAAAAAH, I need yogurt therapy with fruity pebbles ASAP!

"I AIN'T FREAKING! I AIN'T FAKING THIS"
quoted by The Ting Tings

After, slamming out all my teenage angst into this blog post I chanced upon this picture. And y'know what guys? " At least I had boobs when I took my first smoke". (Feel so much better now) Okay, I'm having beef for dinner so this is goodbye!

Suddenly I SEE

MY IPOD COVER IS A BISCUIT!

Everyone i know is talking like this "You think you cool." "You think you funny" "You think you cute" "You think you bald" "You think...." Actually, "everyone" is Felicia, Rah and David. You think... you should stop. It's such a thing of the just now. Gotta go.I mean furreaal. I love Yami YOGURT with fruity pebbles(inserthappyemoticon) which I poo pooed out. Why do all good things come to an end?


Anyway, David, Abel, Rah, Juzzy and Gwen : COME TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY MAHJONG AND WII! (Rah, you can play with Emma) That's what happens to beejy people, you piss of shit.HAHAHHAHA. Eh, buy fruity pebbles on the way OGAY?

Blast Off

Remember what I said about taking a "blog break" and all that? WELL, that was a lie. Cos my mom got out the super old o.m.g. it has a wire keyboard and it works "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN well la."(this statement reminds me of seaweedbun.Gross.) Wakka Wakka Wakka!! This is a cause for a huge celebration guys! Mah brother's alarm has become music to my ears. Yes it has.(It's been ringing for approximately 20 minutes) How do you turn that little bitch off? I had a busy weekend! I love the cookie dough I stole from my posse(it was love at first sight) I didn't study at all. Actually, I can't get myself to study. But I must. Because there's only..... 29-7=22. FUCK 22 DAYS. OK byebye.(I'm srs)


P.S. My cousin Rah gave my number to this guy called Daniel and i'm sure he'll be just like his name (our favourite cousin in law.............whatshisname.meowl's Dude.)

Guess what?

I know I shouldn't be blogging for various reasons.
1. My keyboard is not working (obviously a sign)
2. My speakers are not working (fuck you)
3. I've resorted to using ctrl-v to get my "a" into my blogposts
4. My Lit test is in like. 12 hours.
5. My Exams are in 1 month



Ha. I'll probably still blog. You Wanna Know Why? Cos blogging is like a drug! Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol

Good Morning Ry_n Donowho

Use rollers to keep your fringe out of your f_ce, it works re_lly well. I think I'll get bl_ck ones so I c_n we_r them to school.

You might h_ve noticed th_t my keybo_rd is spoilt. The letter before "B" h_s decided to go on holid_y. I'm kind of s_d cos my keybo_rd & I were best of friends. I'm getting right grumpy now cos my spe_kers don't work. "Life without Music is like _ girl without shopping & th_t girl is one PMS bitch"