Last Friday

Life is a party, we look like tribal warriors. i have no idea how to write below my pictures. Can someone help? (please?)

OKAAAAY, I'm really not studying, that's not cool.

S.E.L.F.D.I.S.C.I.P.L.I.N.E. I think only the chosen ones have it.... Is your name Harry Potter?

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't i paint you?

Chryssa's an idiot and i'm lovin' it which is "我 就 喜 歡" on

Mcdonald's paper bags. HAHA.

Losers don't go to Fonts.com.

That maybe a girl but I like to pretend she's a boy
I feel like eating a leg of Ham and Dijonnaise. Today, I went to *Ai Kay Ya to eat hot dogs with mustard and tomato sauce or if you're Carolyn (or just a cat me-ow) with random splotches of chilli sauce and a thin strand of mustard then curse the squirter or maybe, Priya and just pretend to queue up for ice cream and then run away (Why? I wonder). After which I ate my olive rice with an ice cream stick, on the success scale of when you don't have a spoon and the cashier lady gives you and ice cream stick, I'd say it was pretty successful. After which, I was really thirsty and my Coke and Lemon tea was getting too lemon tea-ish. No one likes their coke and lemon tea ratio to be outta proportion, Nobody Nobody! So, i went to get my "free" refill, only problem was.... it wasn't free. I exemplified the A* example of dining and dashing, thank you diner dash! See computer games do help in real life.




















*Names have been changed to protect the identity of some irresponsible bodies. If you Think you know where that somebody (or maybe nobody at all) went, You're wrong. That's right, wrrrrrrong. Dead wrong. Don't make me repeat myself boy!

It's Cool To Know Nothing

To all 'em bitches out there: I'm sorry I can't be perfect. I'm a Bitchette, Priya is a Bastardette and Hannah is a Bitchelor.(HAHAHAH),If you can't beat them, you join them. Oh the things ice cream does to you.

Wei Ni Hao, after talking to hannah till my phone died, I am Starving with a capital S. I thought I'd have no appetite but you know what they say angry people are hungry people. I'm gonna eat a whole bowl of glutinous rice, yumsum, just watch me. As I was walking to the bus stop, I realised that Sunshine is so wonderful especially if you feel fresh and clean and your hair isn't an oil rig. I was almost going to take 66 because I wanted to catch grouchyboy but I realised it'd take.. Maybe... 2 hours to get home. I'm sorry grouchyboy, MRT over Hos.

Random but Important fact: I would like a pair of leather shoes please santababy. Oh yes, I have 2 buy one get one free waffle coupons at holland village, Who wants to come with me? Who? Who?

I've decided that this will be a post about the two attention seeking retards who sit infront of me and nainika. ESSENTIALLY, I got tagged by carolyn to this note. It was so funny, I was literally having cramps laughing. It was so carolyn, I could actually see her saying it in my mind. I might be going mad. This note was about the kinda guy you'd date. Look at what she wrote. HAHAHAH. real spaz this one.

15. Smoker? Byebye.

18. Muscular? not all fats la.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
Go and die la.

39. Flirt?
slap you

47. Speaks 20 languages?
siao.



Dear Muthu,

Thanks for being my row leader ferr lyf. SO, you think that just cos ur my boy friend you can spam my blog? Is that right. WELL, if you keep going on like that you can forget about...... EATING ANYMORE OF MY MOTHER'S CURRY MUFFINS. Yeah suck on that. Nomore curry muffins for you. NANANANA, dont phunk with my heart. Anyway, even though i love you cos i found your name in jaishree's tamil teacher's pigeon hole when we were sneakily refilling our waterbottles with ice cold water from the fresh waterfall of the 2 and 1/2 level. (the watercooler in the staff room after turning on the switch to flash red) Gao Qui Xiao Tiger Woods is still my home boy. You can still use my super small squares notebook to write ni hao ma wrongly, but i only have one plastic area in my wallet and Gao Qui Xiao Tiger Woods has already occupied that space. Sorry pal. Better luck next time.

xoxox
filipinamaid@hotgirls.com

p.s I think I'll pass my formal letter writing, dont you?