Boy who called wolf.

Sorry, I havent been blogging cause i've been doing a bunch of things that involve getting my backside out into the real world. I watched Zombieland with kim. I missed her so much, but i was jet lagged (one hour.... it kills!) and kept insisting we go to my house to take a power nap and then head out again. I lost my phone when we were heading back (Typical) I usually lose things. Am i a secret loser? Ah mah gah. Like how i lose my lunch box every recess and my friends would hide it under their skirts or how i lost my acff ticket(5 minutes after i got it, world record holder). Whoo boy.

Supper club on Thursday

I love you guys

 

And i love you guys

 

stupid cowwwwwwwww.

Double Thumbs Up

Church camp was surprisingly great. At first, we saw the convoy going up to malaysia with us and rah was all " I wanna go home " whine whine whine. But on the way back she was all "I miss the boys" "I wish Bryan was here". Even though i went for the camp i still can't blow a bubble outta gum, can't remember lyrics (so i fake it.), can't reach high notes. I still lose at chee ko pa; monkey; swimming; ping pong; fuzzball; cheat. But. BUT! I still look good. (wow moment) OK, i just lost my ear stud so i have to find it cos it'll be the 15th i've lost. I'll be back (back again) Like shaker fries. OH. my. GOODNESSGRACIOUS. yes. SHAKER FRIES ARE BACKKK! welcome home. Welcome HOME!

father's name: edward

mother's name: roslin

her name: edlin.

wow

 

 

off shoulder (he brought sexy back in paper clothes)

 

Joshua oops Jon. (HAHAHAHAH) horrible girl moment take 1

my boyfriend bryan(can't you see the love)(stop laughing)

sweetest child in the world (don't tell molly)

 look at my perfectly alligned teeth

Bestiex!

 he's seriously super cute

do you see that super ugly band made of mop strings on his hand? yes that one! i gave it to him cos bryan was being grouchy and didn't want it. It came out at night and he made his mother put it on for him cause he wanted to sleep with it. (cutie)

 they are hilarious together

 who let the dogs out? (who who)

TRUE STORY

Oh, speaking of dogs. We were cycling out of the resort into the rural kampongs. Suddenly, a dog without collar started barking and running to us and everyone cycled off but me. I couldn't peddle cause i was thinking that sudden movements would trigger it's animal killer instinct. I just stopped there with my bike and this dog was very close to me barking at me. It was one of those "heart stopping feet trembling" feelings. As it barked 7 other dogs came chasing towards me and i was screaming "BRYAAAAN!" I was going to cry my chinese little eyes out. Then, i saw Jon put down his bike and come to me (Hero, i love you), and this lady in the house was calling out to the dogs telling them to come back which did not work at all. I don't know how i did it but i started cycling again and the dogs chased us (i didnt look back but i could hear them panting and barking). We were squealing like piglets "GET ON YOUR BIKE PEDDLE GET OUTTA HERE!" I was dreading heading back cause of those little bitches but they protected me and all was well

the end.

CHAOZ

 

I'm married with two kids

Molly Lu Lu is My Favourite

These few days have been burning a huge hole in my pocket. i have no money cause I've been going to fleas and thrift shops... which are supposed to be insanely cheap right? Sometimes i wish i were someone else. Like Sean who wanted to spend maybe 5000 bucks on a mink's fur coat (cause it was soft). Oh and I'm going to spend SOME MORE money to pierce my ears. I'll keep you posted people!

This reminds me of my cousin Jussy who is very much a hippie... oh wait.... no.... she just doesnt comb her hair. (like ever)

welcome to my sweet sixteen

Why is my google a bar code? What's the occasion Google.com.sg? Supermart day? Hmm..... I wonder. Well, I haven't studied since 3p.m. I HAVE been... Eating. Slacking. Eating and more Eating. Wow, way to go me! Not only am I gonna be retarded but as fat as Manuel Uribe! And everyone who knows anyone knows that everyone likes fat and stupid girls! Weee-ell, I should study or atleast do the 8 minute youtube workouts. So this is goodbye folks! Happy Super Market Day!

HEADS UP!

I JUST GOOGLED GOOGLE! hahah, well it's actually bar code day! How.Queer.

K-R-A-Z-Y

Welcome to my very first Plog! I think it's very smart of myself to think of such a creative thingamagik!! Well done me! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUZZY AND MOM AND NIRMAL SINGH!

Damn, she's a girl. Girls shouldn't have short hair......oh wait.

that guy looks like storm and that girl has way too much hair.

If only I could fly..................

The way to a man's heart: lawn mower and large nostrils

People who come to my blog don't say "hi val! ur so pretty.ur so amazing. iloveu.marryme.mwahmwah" anymore, they just come and go like...food....(super sad moment)
Yes, so if you're reading this (cause I know you are, I have a count-o-meter and the count-o-meter never lies!) then I think you should say hello because that's what I do when I visit other blogs..... I say intellectual things like :"hahahahahhaha....hi." or..... sometimes I call them names like "raj" when it's actually Sarah (and she's my cousin) or sometimes... I write uber long emails that fail to get sent out. Whatever, it's the thought that counts. Do I sound sluggish? Cause I kinda feel like a slug, like that fat monster slug in monster inc. SO guys, please! Be a responsible reader and DO THE RIGHT THING. Or I will tell your mothers. Yes I will.


p.s If you did not understand wtf I wrote in the above space it's cause I speak slug.

Long Live the Slugs