Much a do about Nothing

I always make a big fuss out of nothing. I shall resist this Flaw of mine. I have many flaws. Namely, procrastination, making mountains out of mole hills and being greedy and not chewing my food but just swallowing it whole (ew.............) I shall admit to my sin of shopping for myself when i was supposed to be getting birthday presents (it was a very nice 5 dollar shirt mind you) and not studying for SS (my best grade was 11/20)(Yes ma'm. BEST GRADE) and not doing my maths tuition homework. Twice in a row. I wish i could be all "lifesux.com, where's the pen knife?" but i'm
a) scared of pain (i can't even pierce my ears without a freeze spray)(which doesn't numb my ear at all BTW)
b) I'm just lazy
c) I shouldn't have had that pecan pie for dessert

Okay, procrastination ends now! At approximately 9.32PM-10minutes cause my computer lags.

AFTER, my new favourite chinese show

It's a Hot day

I have this friend

Plans her life, daily To-dos what not.
Reality check: She follows the "EAT" and "BREAK" parts of the plan (for the whole day actually).
She can't study in hot weather, she can't study after dinner.
She takes 2 hour naps and never feels like doing Amaths.
She can only study in Libraries where theres air conditioning and silence
She gets breakouts due to stress
It's a rather sad life

Shall we dance?

I want to watch beauty and the beast on my TV and not online. I'll force my mother to buy the dvd for me. I haven't even watched the dvds i bought last christmas...... Sleepover anybody?

Phobia of Stepping on Snails

!Hola Amigo!

i've been craving for knots of dough covered in cinnamon sugar the whole day.......my mouth is in salivation mode even though i just had a huge dinner and 5 servings of dessert (yes. i follow the inverted food pyramid, gotta problem?) Sometimes(All the time pur-rease) I wish i could control my greed. I mean HELLO, audrey hepburn said "To have a sexkitten body, share your food." Nobody disses audrey. Nah-bodaye.

F.Y.I. : I have the reputation of a "closet mugger", that is indeed true. Considering the neat 10cm pile of untouched work on my desk, i'd say i'm a pretty good closet mugger. Hayle Yeah. (what? it's only the second week? You Jest!)

weheartit.com, indeed we do

 Cause she had a bad day, she's taking one down

 

 

sometimes, i wish my mom was one of those moms who Forced their kids to do ballet

Bus stop boy won't you do this to me?

my boyfriend

 

 

 

 

 

Awwshucks

Best part of the playground

This is why i want a lomography camera

Hey Soul Sister!!

Valerie's bite size wisdom tips on how to getting 8A1s for O-Levels:
1. Memorize lyrics of Hey Soul Sister (Is the frontman Ryan's dad?!) and American Boy (Come ah! Test me!)
2. Scrutinize supposed "bufflords" (where are those 10 pecs i was promised??)
3. Watch taiwanese dramas in the hope of improving my C6 grade in chinese (Watched the 1st episode and got annoyed. As in really Annoyed with a capital A oh yeah)
4.Read Totochan (a storybook with pictures)
5.Watch Pants on the ground (A 62 year old man getting turned on)

How this helps me prepare for my chinese test and maths tuition session tomorrow (without any sign of MAYBE revision)... hmm.....(i hate people who say hmmm....)

Trying New Angles

I had so much fun today i laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed (i almost passed out laughing.... did i mention i laughed?) I think it's cause a certain somebody didnt come, or the fact that i know something amazingly funny or maybe cause boys = B.O YO(ok not funny but just laugh at pretend can?)(be fake i know you can)

Justh Haventh Meth Youth Yeth

Hi peeps (peeps = p with the eeps, my friends, stalkers, potential dates, bus stop boy 1 & 2 etc...) Should i get black lipstick? Or pink lipstick? Be a Goth (unleash my true emo(ticon)) or Be a Barbie Girl (in a plastic worlddd..) That is the question. Singapore YOU DECIDE.

MAYBE........

PRESS THIS  (click it click it click it, you know you want to)

8 a1z

That's all i want.........OK?

I like this version better

Dreamland

Get your freak on!

I went to Orchard hotel's subway to study physics. (we DID study after the bitching discussion session) As i was waiting for chryssa to walk from her house, i was happily (albeit abit autisticly) pasting stickers on my diary and they had to be perfectly placed, not too far from each other and not over lapping....... (OCD alert! OCD alert!) The college guys seated at the next table were conversing in pronounced English accents and talking about Intelligent (weird loser) topics. I decided to block them out cause they weren't hot (add them: nerds@gmail.com.uk) and focus on the tedious task of pasting stickers (Difficulty level : 120/5)

1 hour later,

Nerds start packing up. Before they left, one of them snatched my taka bag which had accidentally fallen to the ground and slammed it onto an empty chair  (WTF?!?!?).

1/2 an hour later,

Slim shadies are back, back again!The Mean Snatcher comes over to us.

M.S: "Can I borrow a pen please?"

Valerie: "Oh sure!"

Chryssa hands over a pen

1/2 and hour later, we pack our things and begin to leave

M.S: "Here's the pen."

We take it and start to walk away

M.S's bespectacled chinese friend: "Thanks for the pen! By the way, what's your number?" (No link???)

I turn around and give him the "Did you just say what i think you just said" look.

The nerd starts giggling (yes, giggling) in his gay little way and starts telling M.S : "Hey, ask them for their number man! Go on..."

Chryssa was oblivious to the whole situation and was quite annoyed that i was saying "LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO" under my breath and practically running to the exit sign.

And then i told her....she screamed: "OH.MY.SON.OF.A.GUN."

 After much "OMG"-ing and turning in sheer fear at the sound of running footsteps

Chryssa: "Are they blind? Can't they see what i'm wearing?" Points at her pyjamas (Chryssa lives in orchard so she thinks the whole of orchard is her house)

Conclusion of the Day

Should i get a Lomography camera or a racket?

VS

Tell me how you feel email me

Fish

Hi! I'm back from Camp, you know when people write "No commentss worhx...." you just feel like slapping them. Well sad to say, sec 4 camp was a WOT for me so i have "no comments" (Kill me, i'm now an official ah lian. if you can't beat them join them) Everyone is laughing at me cause i pronounce Eywa as engwah.

"That's the cheapo cinema val!"
"E-Y-W-A, O-K? V-A-L?"
"What? Engwah the cinema?"

I'm just speaking in the original Avatar accent, "don't be jealous nia" (david's FAVOURITE phrase).

T'was a wonderful day. I love the two of you! (plus shaun, welcome to the family! (expect "dua neh neh" and "suaning")

And it was the 5th

It's my birthday!


listen to this now! Its quite sad cause i can't sing 15 by taylor swift no more. How upsetting. I was very into it cause i reckoned i was taylor and abi was the abigail in the song. But as i grew and matured from a pupa or was it a lava? (shows how insipid i am...) and became a beautiful butterfly i can't sing it anymore.


Today was draining because of the policeman but it was filled with happiness, chocolate icecream cake, presents, cards, singing, curly fries, a gazillion smses and facebook messsages and kids with special needs. I love love love today. I also signed up for another chinese tuition, bought a new pair of nike shoes(hah. to you!!), new pair of socks and finally bought my school books (yes all three of them)

I could remember "since you been gone" lyrics by kelly clarkson (cause i usually just shout out words like YEAH OR OHHHH which are the only parts i know (Rihanna's parts)) shows how much Wisdom i've acquired during this coming of age. Wise is the power within me, Thank you engwah mother of nature!(i got the blue female avatar from my happy meal!!!!!)

2010

i love these two photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

bffl

sean looked like his shirt

being happy

kim possible = sasha fierce

  

emma looks damn hot

SEE HE DOES RIGHT

 valerie: "wtf you doing sia"

david: "HAHAHAHA"

boys are sick.

 

do you think we'll die in 2012?!?!?!?!