This reminds me of.....

My friend, hannah, who likes to play with her imaginary flute in class

my pregnant tuition teacher who has yet to tell us that she's pregnant. She thinks she can fool us by making us think that she enjoys putting yoga balls under her shirt and rubbing it.

Power up

DORAEMON

Dear Nainika,

Place mouse here and click. For your entertainment my friend

Kraving for Kimchi

Kim + chi = Happy valerie

20 years is decidedly history

i like wasting away my thursdays with you

Tom Hansen

♥♥♥♥♥

Why does this make me laugh?

Let the Universe be my canvas

I'd like wall paper like this

Everyone should get a calculator watch

Showers and thunder

I MUST STUDY and so should you!

我爱你的袜子

I have his face tattooed on my hand

Tie DYE

i NEED this and not the ben and jerry kind....

I NEED HAREEM PANTS

Saw a pair at BERSHKA. Must. Have. Them. (Hi mom!)

Profligate

I'm not a spendthrift because spendthrifts don't go thrifting.

Seems like fun

Should i save water and bathe in the rain?

Mahjong paper plans

I wrote out a plan for the month of june. Now all i have to do is follow it...

i had a crush on Draco Malfoy

Secrets

I secretly think that boys give some pretty decent advice

Reckon that you're the best cook in the world Aunt rajini

I have thus invited myself to come for meals on a daily basis and i would like to get to know your son a little better if you would please.

Quench

There's water in the land of no man! (my house) Yes!!!! Yes!!!! Words can not possibly express how wonderful that is. (actually they can, i'm just not very good at expressing myself. I'm a shy one) I tried "bathing" by trickling drops of water onto my sud filled hair in my bra and panties. I ran out of water and had to rush to my sister's toilet. My parents thought i was mad. I used the remnants of the water from my sisters room to brush my teeth. And i was off in search of more water in the land far far away (yeah, i went for maths tuition class)

I would like to marry you in this

Thank you very much

Are we human or are we dancers?

I need to sleep........... i've decided i'm human. (this song has the most ridic-kulous lyrics everrrrrrrr) i WIKIPEDIA-ed the lyrics to check if it was "denser" "cancer" or "dancer" (what the wagon seriously) and check THIS out.

"Flowers said that he was irritated over the confusion about the lyrics and also that fans were unhappy with the song's dance beat: "It's supposed to be a dance song, [the beat] goes with the chorus...If you can't put that together, you're an idiot. I just don't get why there's a confusion about it.""

Entertainment Weekly's Pop Watch section called this line the "silliest lyrics of the week" So i'm not the only one. I'm only human.. I guess only dancers can figure those lyrics out Flowers dear. Oh well...

Goodnight my fellow human/dancers

You are the only exception

I just liked the picture.

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

I will embrace the rain

Skorts

Oh my goodness gracious son of a mother hen! There's a WATER LEAKAGE in my house so we cut the water supply....... i feel so insecure. I think i'm going to be very hippy-ish about this crisis. I'll whip out my guitar trombone and sing rain songs to Tlaloc; the rain god. If you see a girl dancing in the middle of the road with shampoo in her hair and her tongue sticking out on a rainy day. Welcome to my (new) life- simple plan feat valerie Tly(chinese initials are the new black)

Harry potter crazy!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?

Dad: "Why you wake up so early"

Val: "Study"

Dad: "Good girl, As!"

Val: "No."

Laugh Out Loud

LOL, i wrote this quote on facebook as a notation of possible quotes i can put on my wall when i decide to decorate it with a million beautiful pictures and my favourite quotes. I feel like i'm cheating my friends.

Please?

I need to buy milk

I'm having waffles for breakfast!(YAY!) But we have no milk and the boys aren't up yet... and i'll be hungry soon i hope.

I think....

If we stop talking from now, i'll be fine.

How true

Sometimes i want to be different

Stupid jeff buckley is making me all Emotional. LOL.

Yeah why?

Yesterday, we talked about the past. I realised you didn't like me as much as i liked you. That hurt me. I know i should let bygones be bygones. But it really changed my impression of you. You never tell me anything and i know it's just you. But i really thought we were **** *******. Sometimes, i just don't feel it from you. I have my insecurities, i'm scared that whatever i think is just a facade. You scare me.

You make me laugh

Its unhealthy to be creepy

Should i go to the flea or should i not? that is the question.........

Is this making your tummy rumble?

Heaven comes on plates nowadays

Career Woman

i love my class

Themed parties

i have a thing for lace

Do you miss me as much as i miss you?

I seem to have lost all form of contact with my favourite cousins, australian best friend and my bestfriend kim. (technology fail)

Firstly, my cousins are DEAD TO CYBER SPACE(ok justine)
Secondly, Caity is on FACEBOOK HAITUS (whyyyyyyyyyyy?)
Thirdly, Kim is ignoring my text messages and tries to feed me the "i think im bipolar" excuse(yeah she watches too much grey's anatomy)

Sing to chinese KaraOK ?

cos its fun and i have a new found love (jerry yan) after watching taiwanese shows raptly like a starved eagle. It was supposed to help me get an A for my chinese Os except the day before the exam my tuition teacher told me "the aim is B3" in english. Yes the AIM.(i mean not even an A2 laoshi?) That is sad.

Bie lai wu yang?

Hi! I'M STILL ALIVE. Sorry i haven't been blogging, anyway I'm back! Back again! One more time! i wasn't going to blog anymore but.....
1. my friend hannah said my blog was funny (i'm a sucker for compliments, i just SUCK 'em all in)
2.i failed my english compositions (this is supposed to help OK?)
3. i've tried to replace my blog by writing letters to my 2 bestfriends (Major fail, one wants to know if i need help the other is ignoring me)
Well i'd love to continue rambling on but i'm gonna get myself a slice of apple strudel!
GOODBYE